1: I never wanted to be a hero/ I never knew who I was/ when boots hit the dust/ had no clue what I would ever be, no/ fighting was in my blood/ like Kratos was giving hugs/ never, I didn’t have a pedigree so/ I was down in the ranks/ lower than low/ nobody respected the tantrum that I could throw/ til I’d assassinate opposition better than Ezio/ I was forced to this role/ you really think I’d ask/ for my world to explode, that’s a joke/ no control of the smoke/ of the plasma rifle burning your core/ I’ve never had the world on my shoulders before/ you say that I’m lame need to train my butt/ to be slangin some cane never tame my lust/ but when I reign in the game I understand (staind) I’m tough/ they’re afraid and ashamed cuz their brains I’ll bust/ entertained, I sustain my thrust/ to be kang of this lane l remain G’d up/ so, don’t think the world is yours/ money, power, clothes, and whores/ every single person that you burn adores/ the image you place before them til you spurn with swords/ impaling their brainwashed nerves/ til I came I stirred/ the brave souls who had heard of force/ using the controls of course/ button pressin/ chopsticks from the takeout I was addressin/ right before I stepped into the war zone and started stressin/ slouch in my room but on screen I’m impressive/ teachin the Covenant and terrorists many lessons/ cuz the fame will be mine/ Buster Sword or assault rifle, lames I remind/  I save the world one pizza grease stain at a time/

Hook: You may not even know my name/ but I’m a really big deal in this game/ let me tell you, I crush (I crush)/ I’m a hero, baby/ I crush (I crush)/ and if you call out “save me”/ I’ll eat a slice of pizza, throw some soda down my throat/ then get back to bringin the world hope/ let me tell ya I crush (I crush)/ I’m a hero, baby/ (repeat 2x)

2:I step into the battle and I know I’m great/ no fear, but my enemy shakes/ don’t blame me for killing you, that’s fate/ one of us has to suffer one way/ or another/ cuz I hate random battle simulators/ and you will perish cuz my strength is greater/ but you give me EXP/ that’s the step that’s needed/ to make sure that my levels raised up/ I can run your city from my house/ sitting on my couch/ any flames of resistance are getting doused/ any opposition my missions to knock em out/ and I do it with such precision my critics are asking how/ I tell em I don’t really have a life besides this/ put all my energy into fights and crisis/ domination is what my swag’s about/ I just wish it worked on ladies when I asked em out/ I can flirt with Tifa on screen but when it comes to a real live girl it’s like she gags in mouth/ she crinkles her nose groans walks away and leaves me dejected headed back to couch/ I just want a nerdy girl to play games with me/ had one but she always acted ashamed of me/ she lagged behind when we went out, then we broke up cuz outside of gaming she would never hang with me/ so random soldier, you will suffer painfully/ you’re the object of my aggression/ I take my projects with such obsession/ you must acknowledge I only get wins/ when I was in college I got rejections/ but here I rock this with such perfection/ that everyone knows me, the world beholds me, how fast was my conquest, now that’s the question/